United Thugs of India (UTI)

United Thugs of India (UTI)

(Under the Ministry of Thugs, Misgovernment of India)“Building Nation through Thugs

Head Office : Hawala Circle, St. Kitts Road, Nr. Bofors Vidyalaya, New Delhi -110 420.

Branch Office : Sant Ketan Marg, Nr. Ram Bharose Institute of IT,


Madhavpura Ashram, Ahmedabad-380 420.

Mobile : 420-420-420. Website : satyadevmarte.com



Wanted hard working committed ‘Thugs’ for our branch offices to be re-opened throughout the country. Candidates must have ability to mobilise funds, from foolish public, as deposits, on an interest of 25% per annum. Only people having prior proven experience in big financial scams will be considered.

25% Commission will be paid.

An initial target of cornering public money to the tune of Rs. 50,000 Cr. is set for the current year.

The United Thugs of India (UTI) is an autonomous institution under the newly created Ministry of Thugs, Misgovernment of India. The new ministry is in the process of appointing a dynamic chairman to head this unique institution.

Suggestions and comments are welcome.

Last Date : Continuous on-going programme. No Last Date


This satire is conceptualised, created and

Issued in the interest of 'Crying Public' by

G.D. Jasuja


Indian Institute of Ideas & Research (IIIR),

46, White House, C.G. Road, Ahmedabad-380 006.

Telefax : (079) 6464139.

Email : [email protected]

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