{"id":176,"date":"2011-01-09T20:12:27","date_gmt":"2011-01-09T20:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/"},"modified":"2012-06-24T15:16:07","modified_gmt":"2012-06-24T15:16:07","slug":"uti","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/uti\/","title":{"rendered":"United Thugs of India (UTI)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>United Thugs of India (UTI)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

(Under the Ministry of Thugs, Misgovernment of India)<\/span><\/span><\/strong>“Building Nation through Thugs<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

”<\/span><\/span><\/strong>Head Office : Hawala Circle, St. Kitts Road, Nr. Bofors Vidyalaya, New Delhi -110 420. <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Branch Office : Sant Ketan Marg, Nr. Ram Bharose Institute of IT, <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Madhavpura Ashram, <\/span><\/span><\/strong>Ahmedabad-380 420. <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mobile : 420-420-420. Website : satyadevmarte.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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IMPORTANT NOTICE<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Wanted hard working committed ‘Thugs’ for our branch offices to be re-opened throughout the country. Candidates must have ability to mobilise funds, from foolish public, as deposits, on an interest of 25% per annum. Only people having prior proven experience in big financial scams will be considered.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

25% Commission will be paid.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

An initial target of cornering public money to the tune of Rs. 50,000 Cr. is set for the current year.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The United Thugs of India (UTI) is an autonomous institution under the newly created Ministry of Thugs, Misgovernment of India. The new ministry is in the process of appointing a dynamic chairman to head this unique institution.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Suggestions and comments are welcome.<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Last Date : Continuous on-going programme. No Last Date<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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This satire is conceptualised, created and<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Issued in the interest of 'Crying Public' by<\/p>\n

G.D. Jasuja<\/a><\/p>\n

Director,<\/p>\n

Indian Institute of Ideas & Research (IIIR),<\/p>\n

46, White House, C.G. Road, Ahmedabad-380 006.<\/p>\n

Telefax : (079) 6464139.<\/p>\n

Email : jasuja@ourindia.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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United Thugs of India (UTI) (Under the Ministry of Thugs, Misgovernment of India)“Building Nation through Thugs ”Head Office : Hawala Circle, St. Kitts Road, Nr. Bofors Vidyalaya, New Delhi -110 420. Branch Office : Sant Ketan Marg, Nr. Ram Bharose Institute of IT,   Madhavpura Ashram, Ahmedabad-380 420. Mobile : 420-420-420. Website : satyadevmarte.com   […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-176","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":185,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/176\/revisions\/185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourindia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}